Signs that things aren’t going well:

(inspired by an Eddie Pepitone bit)

• You start trying to make letters and messages out of the hair that falls into your hands after shampooing.

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• You lose your shit over an empty paper towel dispenser.

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• You spend too much time trying to find a way to sit that doesn’t make you look fat (-ter).

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Thought to Ponder

Humans are very good at confusing a want for a need. Sometimes we want to be heard, but we actually need to listen.


hertje73:

Grizzly makes film

When using a GoPro to capture unusually close footage of grizzly bears for the Great Bear Stakeout for BBC, I had a young bear actually chew on the camera. Amazingly there was no damage to the camera! Some of this clip appears in the film Great Bear Stakeoout on BBC and Discovery Channel. Video copyright Brad Josephs.

For info on grizzly expeditions with me, clickhttp://www.nathab.com/alaska-northern…


A Tour de Force

I am very glad reviwers and critics have taken up a bunch of cliché phrases to get their names on tv trailer spots.. Because I know whenever I watch a movie, I ask myself:

“Yes.. It WAS good….. But was it an ‘Instant Classic’?”

“How far did I lean forward? Does that qualify as the ‘edge of my seat’?”

And lastly, “Was this really ‘the most fun [I’ve had] all summer’?”


Do Not Pass Go —>

I have yet to be part of a game of Scrabble where someone doesn’t just blatantly try to make up a word or a game of Monopoly that doesn’t end with someone flipping the game board over or stealing money from the bank.


Ferris Bueller’s (and Sloane and Cameron’s) Day Off

When you think about it, if it wasn’t for Sloane and Cameron, Ferris’ day wouldn’t have been half as awesome without them taking the day off too..

The movie should have been called “Three Friends Ditch School”.

(filed under: #BestTitleEver)


On My Death Bed…

My last word as I’m dying will be “Jumanji” -so I can reset the game and go back to age 9, using all of my wisdom and knowledge to invent Google and prevent Speed 2: Cruise Control from being made.